ILL-ADVISED OPENING GAMBIT

ONE MAN’S SHIT IS ANOTHER MAN’S SHAMPOO SO LATHER UP CAUSE YOU’RE IN FOR THE SHOWER OF YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE ALREADY WISHING YOU HADN’T STARTED READING THIS BUT YOU DID SO WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? KEEP READING? YEAH. THE HARD SELL IS OVER AS YOU’RE A FAIR FEW SYLLABLES INTO THIS NOW SO WE SHOULD EXPLAIN OURSELVES. THIS IS, AND WE ARE, SONIC MOUTH. AN ORGY OF OPINION, FACT AND FICTION SERVED UP WITH A FAT WAD OF UNPRETENTIOUS STRAIGHT TALK. ALL SET AGAINST A SOUNDTRACK OF MUSIC FROM SOME OF THE BANDS WE ARE SEEING AND LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT. WE’RE NOT HERE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. WE PROBABLY WON’T EVEN MAKE IT BETTER. BUT READING IT IS 10 MINUTES YOU HAVEN’T SPENT THINKING ABOUT YOUR LEAD-LINED LUNGS AND THE WANING VALUE OF YOUR FAT NEST EGG SO THINK OF IT AS TIME WELL SPENT. IN TODAY’S CONVEYOR BELT CULTURE YOU CAN TAKE OR LEAVE ANTHING YOU WANT. SO HERE IS SONIC MOUTH. TAKE IT. OR LEAVE IT.